If you die suspiciously, the police check your internet history.
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sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
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- teacher: alright fold your papers in half
- entire class: hot dog or hamburger
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